{"id":518,"date":"2010-03-22T08:37:46","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T15:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.4info4.com\/?p=518"},"modified":"2011-12-22T11:27:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-22T18:27:45","slug":"to-be-president-someday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.4info4.com\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"To Be President Someday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Author Unknown,
\nFound in the Otis Gazette<\/a><\/p>\n

“I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.<\/p>\n

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?’<\/p>\n

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’
\nHer parents beamed. <\/p>\n

‘Wow….. what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait to be president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50.’<\/p>\n

‘Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give them the $50 you earned, to use for food and a new house.’<\/p>\n

She thought that over for a few seconds, then looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can pay him the $50?’<\/p>\n

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’
\nHer parents still aren’t speaking to me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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